“Salary? You mean your work pays you in celery?”

“Is it true that Elvis died on the toilet?”

“What place in Canada has the most robbers?”

http://www2.macleans.ca/2011/12/15/most-likely-to-get-robbed/

It’s a what’s-it-made-of kind of weekend…”What is glass made of?”…”What is metal made of?”…”What are clouds made of?”

“Why does hear…

“Why does hearing water always make me have to go pee?”

“Are there more blades of grass in the world than people?”

“Can you get your money back if a bird poops in your slushie?”

“Where do maggots even come from?”

Ew, ick, ugh…

“Why is it cloud 9?”

“If you are in military school do you get to go home only on holidays?”